Total Medals Earned: 183 (From 28 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,755 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
The antonym for incomprehension.
Everyone's favorite school subject.
"I" can't tell you the answer.
Evil lives on.
No clues here.
Me this.
For a small price.
Medals Earned: 24/24 (180/180 points)
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/395 points)
You found a stalker!
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Medals Earned: 6/15 (30/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/210 points)
Kill your first monster.
Kill the yaksha.
Defeat Ox Head and Horse Face
Find the password to the chest and open the gate to the Yin Mountains
Defeat Meng Po and reach the Bridge of Helplessness.
Get past Ghost Torture Pass.
Defeat the guards at the City of Wrongful Deaths.
Get the iron axe from the Golden Spearman
Salvage the guard's mother's soul.
Defeat the three-headed hound.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes